So I was listening to my music after work and this song popped up, and I just... really have to share this piece of work.
This song in question is "Summer Girls" by LFO, and it was a popular radio tune in the early 2000's. Don't get me wrong, this song is a throwback, that's what I have it, but sitting down and actually listening to the lyrics; this song is absolutely ridiculous. I think this is a classic "what rhymes with orange" kind of lyrical masterpiece.
( the lyrics for context )
Also, for another little giggle, I initially picked up the full lyrics off of songmeanings.com, and someone put in the comments what their interpretation of the lyrics were, and it's probably my favourite one out of the bunch.
( slightly nsfw text in the screenshot )