spoonorita: (ouija)
-that thing where you jump up onto something and the falling animation doesn't cut out and you kinda just float around flapping your arms like a sad bird.

-when you're just chilling and a dragon spawns nearby, and you kinda just absorb its soul before even starting the battle and then you have to battle a dragon skeleton.

-invisible dragons.

-that time that chief yamarz moonwalked through the entirety of riften.

-that time when my brother was doing meridia's quest and she lifted him high up above haafingar to congratulate him and give him dawnbreaker, and instead of gently floating him back down to the ground, she fuckin dropped him like a rock and he died.

-when you kill a bandit and they continue to just walk, usually into a wall.

-random floating weapons in random places.

-when you fast travel into a giant camp and a mammoth spawns like a hundred feet in the air and then splats down onto the ground.

-glowing farm houses.

-that time when all of the water in hjaalmarch just... kinda disappeared and all of the fish were just swimming in the air.

-invisible mountains.

-also clipping through mountains.

-that time on solstheim when the dead guard in front of the old attius farm's armor just floated up into the sky and left him naked on the ground.
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I am very late in the game when it comes to the Skyrim DLC; I've only had Hearthfire since about christmas and I just last night downloaded Dragonborn, and I am just so Extra and have to share what I did.

this DLC has been out since 2012 so i can't call it spoilers anymore but still cut just in case because i'm not an asshole like my dragonborn )

And I've been sitting here thinking about the pettiness of this, and just how in character this is for this particular dragonborn (I have a whole backstory for her that I need to write shit for).

Like she is literally this meme personified:

spoonorita: (Default)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Skyrim
Chapter: 4 of ?
Pairing: AkuSai
Rating: T to Explicit
Chapter Rating: T
Word count: 1,597
Fic Summary: “Take me with you,” Saïx snorted. “And what could you possibly offer me?” “Well, you saved my life, so I’m indebted to you. And I can provide some defense until you get your weapon fixed,” “With what? A few sparks and some steam?” Skyrim crossover.
Chapter Summary: “I’m going to go wash up in the river. Wanna join me?” Axel asked with a waggle of his eyebrows. Saïx frowned. “I’d rather not,”
Genre: fantasy/romance
Status: in progress
Warnings: none
Other links: { AO3 | ff.net | tumblr }
{ Quest 1 | Quest 2 | Quest 3 | you are here }


The thing with dried blood is that it started to stink after a while. )
spoonorita: (Default)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Skyrim
Chapter: 3 of ?
Pairing: AkuSai
Rating: T to Explicit
Chapter Rating: M
Word count: 1,834
Fic Summary: “Take me with you,” Saïx snorted. “And what could you possibly offer me?” “Well, you saved my life, so I’m indebted to you. And I can provide some defense until you get your weapon fixed,” “With what? A few sparks and some steam?” Skyrim crossover.
Chapter Summary: “Shoot it down!” Saïx howled, drawing his bow from his back. Axel did the same. Their arrows bounced off the dragon’s scales like pebbles with a clatter like hail hitting rooftops. The dragon made another pass, spitting out a curtain of flame, and Axel and Saïx quickly exhausted their supply of arrows. “What now?” Axel asked. “I don’t know. Throw rocks or something!”
Genre: fantasy/romance
Status: in progress
Warnings: animal death, if you want to call it that
Other links: { AO3 | ff.net | tumblr }
{ Quest 1 | Quest 2 | you are here | Quest 4 }

The night was clear and quiet; insects chirped around their campsite, the fire popped and crackled and the skeever sizzled as it roasted. )
spoonorita: (saixorgasmface)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Skyrim
Chapter: 2 of ?
Pairing: AkuSai
Rating: T to Explicit
Chapter Rating: T
Word count: 1,350
Fic Summary: “Take me with you,” Saïx snorted. “And what could you possibly offer me?” “Well, you saved my life, so I’m indebted to you. And I can provide some defense until you get your weapon fixed,” “With what? A few sparks and some steam?” Skyrim crossover.
Chapter Summary: “Where did you get this?” Saïx asked. He didn’t even try to hide the suspicion in his question. “I, uh, acquired it from someone,” Axel finally answered Saïx’s question. "You stole it,“
Genre: fantasy/romance
Status: in progress
Warnings: none
Other links: { AO3 | ff.net | tumblr }
{ Quest 1 | you are here | Quest 3 | Quest 4 }

They’d spent two days on foot before reaching Solitude. )
spoonorita: (gamzee)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Skyrim
Chapter: 1 of ?
Pairing: AkuSai
Rating: T to Explicit
Chapter Rating: M
Word count: 1,535
Fic Summary: “Take me with you,” Saïx snorted. “And what could you possibly offer me?” “Well, you saved my life, so I’m indebted to you. And I can provide some defense until you get your weapon fixed,” “With what? A few sparks and some steam?” Skyrim crossover.
Chapter Summary: “Take me with you,” Saïx snorted. “And what could you possibly offer me?” “Well, you saved my life, so I’m indebted to you. And I can provide some defense until you get your weapon fixed,” “With what? A few sparks and some steam?”
Genre: fantasy/romance
Status: in progress
Warnings: animal death, though a rather large carnivorous animal that had full intentions of eating them.
Other links: { AO3 | ff.net | tumblr }
{ you are here | Quest 2 | Quest 3 | Quest 4 }

The sun was setting, and with it would come darkness and all the dangers associated with it. )

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